wives with knives

t-shirt, tank, hoodie…

Inspired by the ‘charmingly repressive’ beauty ads of the 1950s, this artwork reimagines femininity the way it always should’ve been: manicured, magnificent, and mildly homicidal.

Introducing the nail polish shade that screams “I baked a pie... and buried the evidence.” Wives with Knives is a dangerously delightful bubblegum pink with just a hint of menace — perfect for garden parties, court dates, or seductively stirring the tea you poisoned.

Whether you're slicing up vegetables or thin alibis, this lacquer won't chip under pressure (unlike certain vows). It's the color of love, rage, and maybe just a tiny bit of arsenic.

Wives with Knives – Because sometimes the prettiest shade hides the sharpest edge.

 
  • This design is 12 x 16 inches (300 DPI). I do not recommend printing this file in a larger format as the image will get muddy.

    If you print in a smaller format, make sure it is scaled down proportionally.

    You can have this printed on any top (t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie).

    This file is approx 18,5 MB.

  • You can have this printed at your local print shop or you can order online; this is a very basic file that can be printed anywhere. I like the Unisex Organic Oversized T-Shirt from Printful but there are many more tops to choose from if that’s not your jam.

  • This image looks grainy and old because it was designed that way.

    It was made by digital blending, using photography with transpositions of noise textures, filters and halftones.

 

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