Lifeguard

All-Over Print men's windbreaker

Day 3,478 – Still no sunscreen.

Congratulations, you've been promoted—to the worst job in the afterlife.

This windbreaker is the standard-issue gear for lifeguards stationed along the banks of Phlegethon, Dante’s boiling river of blood where the wrathful do laps in eternal agony.

Your job? Keep the damned in the river. No swimming to shore. No synchronized crying. It’s a hellish job, but someone's gotta do it. Plus, dental’s good.

Great for brisk nights, ironic fashion, and existential dread.

Not saving souls—just making sure they stay cooked.

 

  • The files for this windbreaker are made specifically for Printful’s All-Over Print Men's Windbreaker.

    This design is white on black; select white or black trim to your personal liking. I have a preference for the black trim but if you like high contrast go for the white one!

    Refer to where to print below for an easy how-to.

    This file package is approx 800KB.

    *Note: this windbreaker template has a men’s fit. I reckon it works for women too but please note it is a men’s fit.

  • Because this design is an all-over print pattern, we’re doing a cut & sew sublimation for printing this - but no worries, I’ve already made the files accordingly and all you’ve got to do is download the files and drag and drop them in Printful’s All-Over Print Men's Windbreaker.

  • This design features a white illustration on black. It’s pretty straight-forward and renders crisp.

 

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